Welcome to the Motherhood: Hilarious, Hair-Pulling, Heart -Warming, Keys by a Real Mom

Cindy R. Williams

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Welcome to the Motherhood: Hilarious, Hair-Pulling, Heart -Warming, Keys by a Real Mom

Welcome to the Motherhood Hilarious Hair Pulling Heart Warming Keys by a Real Mom WELCOME TO THE MOTHERHOOD is written by an everyday mother of five children Learn about key points in parenting through humor and love A real mother s guide to getting through motherhood with a smile

  • Title: Welcome to the Motherhood: Hilarious, Hair-Pulling, Heart -Warming, Keys by a Real Mom
  • Author: Cindy R. Williams
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  • Page: 489
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • WELCOME TO THE MOTHERHOOD is written by an everyday mother of five children Learn about key points in parenting through humor and love A real mother s guide to getting through motherhood with a smile and some of your wits about you Pointers on how to get through turbulent times with your children, advice from several generations of mothers, and humorous tried and true mWELCOME TO THE MOTHERHOOD is written by an everyday mother of five children Learn about key points in parenting through humor and love A real mother s guide to getting through motherhood with a smile and some of your wits about you Pointers on how to get through turbulent times with your children, advice from several generations of mothers, and humorous tried and true mothering techniques Examples BIOHAZARD AREA Enter at your own risk printed on plain white paper with black marker is taped to my teenage son s bedroom door Signs are common in my home, since one of my Motherhood Mottos is Talk is cheap, signs are priceless I have created many signs during the past 33 years of mothering the kinds of signs that one hangs most often on walls, fridges, doors and occasionally bathroom mirrors My fascination with signs started in the early years of raising my five bright and busy children I drew pictures instead of words, such as hands covered with bubbles to remind them to wash, a half made bed to prompt them to make their bed and even a picture of a smiling face, meaning the day will be better if you smile I also made many a chore chart with various point systems My children used shiny star stickers to mark their own achievements, once they were old enough to not eat the stickers The most successful system I created was a colorful weekly chore graph where each child could earn brightly wrapped dollar store toys from a basket I learned early that the reward system, commonly known as bribery, is a valuable parenting tool As the years have flown by, I have collected witty signs of our time that often became house rules, such as If you are mean, cranky or irritating, there will be an extra charge for just having to put up with you An old Mother Nature saying that may or may not be true comes to mind Teenagers are why some mothers eat their young I did not post this one, although I thought about it a few times I m also a believer in using signs for guests and extended family One very useful notice reads If you want to see me, drop by any time If you want to see my house, make an appointment I ve also framed quotes of my own creation that I m convinced, or deluded, will change the course of each of my children s lives, including Seek the Truth Tell the truth Live the Truth When tempted, ask What does it do for me What does it do to me Tears are the diamonds of life I m greatly inspired by quotes from Abraham Lincoln I post them on cupboards and bathroom mirrors These four speak volumes about what I want my children to identify with and make a part of their personal value system Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm We should be too big to take offense and too noble to give it You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today Whatever you are, be a good one Return with Honor a common sign seen in many homes, hangs on the inside of the main door, so the children have a reminder of expectations every time they leave Other good, solid, children building quotes that hang in our family room include Faith, Family, Friends Happiness is being married to your best friend Forever, for always, and no matter what My expertise in sign making seems to have gravitated to signs for bedroom doors.

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    One thought on “Welcome to the Motherhood: Hilarious, Hair-Pulling, Heart -Warming, Keys by a Real Mom

    1. Leslie B Whiting on said:

      Thai is a funny honest read about being a mom with all the love and struggles that go along with this amazingly wonderful job called motherhood. Cindy, this is a great read!

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